Hey my name is Bunk, although my great great great great granddad was from Newfoundland I was born in a little croft in the highlands of sausages! sorry I mean Scotland.
In 2 months time I will be 21 dog years old so I am in my prime and I like to …sausages! show everyone that I am indeed the centre of the universe. I am completely driven by my hormones at the moment and apart from… sausages! I am only interested in meeting the ladies. I do not know why but it came over me just a couple of months ago, there I was …sausages! sniffing a flower and I caught a scent, it was intoxicating. I buried my nose deep into the flower and the ground beneath it and filled my lungs with the heady aroma. I could tell so much about her, where …sausages! she slept, what had been eaten who she had licked it was all there to be …sausages! smelt. I had a taste and my teeth started to chatter, I was drooling like an old garden tap, this was it…puppy making time!
Now when we go for walks, whilst Lilly (pretty but daft as a box of frogs) chases the ball for the thousandth time I have a greater mission, to sniff and water every flower, tree, post and bench in the entire park. Maybe if the big puppy in the sky shines on me I will get to meet my dream girl, or any of her mates all of whom are now in my mental “little black book”.
Oh I also love sausages…nom nom nom
Bunk would probably like my Mutley dog… Newfoundland cross German Shepherd would be cute puppies! He’d have to do a lot of wooing first though, Mutley likes to play hard to get! 🙂
OMD my Humon Brudder hiz Dad iz Scottish, I’mz Welsh ( mez Mollie ) and mez Mom’z English..Wez luv’z square sausage..BOL..You’z gorgeouz xx0xx
Mollie and Alfie
Ha! I remember this time with Moses - when all he wanted to do was go for a walkabout in search of ladies. But neither of them are equipped with a boom box and a ballad - even though it worked so well for John Cusack.
We really hope he will get bored soon and find himself something else to do… he is so narrow minded atm
Moses was intact until he was 2 1/2 and his focus fluctuated until he was fixed - but post-neuter was so much easier. And he suddenly became interested in food after, too.
Oh you have the same obsession like me? The Ladies? It’s a very difficult obsession, because they are hard to find… and if, then you have someone on the other end of the leash who says: STOP! …uh…oh… wish I would be a rabbit :o)
did you say rabbit? I am scared of rabbits ;-( they run fast and smell weird. Big YES to ladies; big NO to rabbits 🙂
Scotland and sausages? Lol! Bunk, you’re so admirable!
Lol 🙂